DADA READER WITH ELECTRIC HAT

This is not a woman,
this is a bookmark that escaped.

She sneaks out of the novel at 03:07,
puts on a turquoise thinking-cap,
borrows a magenta sleeve from expressionism
and sits down at the white table of Maybe.

The book in front of her
is only a rectangle of snow,
no title, no page numbers,
just a few black lines
doing yoga in the margins.

She reads anyway.

Every time her eyes move left to right,
a tiny train of meaning tries to start.
But the tracks are cubist today,
they bend at rebellious angles,
they run into blue curtains,
they vanish into brown wall-space
where yesterday’s conclusions
went to retire.

Her glasses are two small balconies
for observations that never show up on time.
Behind them her gaze drips slowly,
molten coffee,
filtering through the grid of the day.

On the page, the sentences misbehave:

Chapter 1: The Sociology of Unfinished Thoughts.
Sample size: one reader in a beanie.
Method: sit, stare, dissolve.

She underlines nothing,
which is her radical form of critique.

Outside the frame,
the world tries to send notifications.
They bounce off the blue window like flies,
slide down into silence,
form a little puddle of missed calls
on the floor of the picture.

Inside, the only sound
is the soft creak of a chair
that remembers other readers:

the one who fell asleep on page 12,
the one who used the book
to press flowers and unpaid bills,
the one who opened the novel
just wide enough
to hide behind it in the train.

Our reader is different.
She is not escaping the world,
she is beta-testing a new version of it.

Her posture is an algorithm:
elbow – angle – text – doubt.
Repeat until the coffee gets cold,
then start again.

The magenta jacket drapes around her
like a theatrical curtain,
ready to fall if the story disappoints.
It hums a quiet soundtrack:

la la la deadline la la la
footnote footnote
hm-hm-hm hypothesis.

The blue triangle under the desk
is either a secret door
to the library of parallel drafts
or just a rebellious piece of carpet
that wants to be a sail.

In that library,
other versions of her
are reading other versions of this book.

One copy is full of statistics,
numbers marching in columns
like very tidy ants.

Another is pure dialogue,
only voices, no bodies,
a cocktail-party of concepts
shouting at each other:

“Structure!”
“Agency!”
“Intersectional coffee break!”

Yet another copy
contains only blank pages,
but if you listen carefully
you can hear theories rustling
behind the whiteness,
like shy animals in the underbrush.

Our reader straddles all three at once.
Her face folds into the page,
into the room,
into the violet air behind her.

She does not notice
that the book has started reading her back.

It scans her posture:
level of fatigue – medium,
degree of curiosity – high,
expectation of coherence – dangerously optimistic.

It takes notes
in invisible ink along the binding:

Subject displays repeated micro-sighs
when encountering the word “neoliberalism.”
Subject leans closer
whenever examples involve mundane objects,
such as buses, bread, or broken Wi-Fi.

The lamp is missing from the picture,
so the page glows with borrowed blue.
Shadows mark the edges of her hands
like parentheses,
as if the whole scene were
a long, hesitant aside.

In the corner,
a tall bottle-shaped silence stands guard.
It used to hold wine,
now it holds unspoken questions.
Every time she turns a line in her head,
you can see the bottle deepen in color.

Someone might ask:
Where are the pigs?
Is this a pigture or a picture?

This time it’s only a picture,
yet somewhere in the folds of the curtain
a tiny pink comma curls up,
snout-shaped and sleepy,
punctuating the room with a silent “oink?”
just in case.

Our reader doesn’t hear it.
She is busy wrestling a footnote
that slips across dimensions.

The footnote says:
Reality is a collaborative draft.

She says:
“Please use APA style.”

The footnote laughs
and splits into three smaller footnotes,
which run off into the margin,
scribbling their own page numbers.

Her forehead rests on one hand now,
as if holding together
a slow explosion of associations.

Between thumb and temple
there is a narrow doorway
where every text must pass
to become experience.

Some texts fail the test
and slide down into the area called
“Things I Once Read in a Seminar
But Only Remember As Vibes.”

Other texts make it through,
settle quietly in her bones,
change the angle
at which she enters cafeterias
and election booths.

Nobody sees that part,
not even the painter.

They only see
a person in a blue hat,
leaning over a page
that refuses to behave.

But the real drama happens
in the invisible line
between eye and sentence,
where meaning negotiates
its temporary visa.

After a while
the curtain to her right
begins to imitate her pose,
folding itself into waves of concentration.
The room leans in with her.
The picture reads itself.

At the very bottom corner
a small signature appears,
a quiet “P” with a tail,
as if the artist had left
a tiny exit route
for anyone who wants to leave the scene.

She doesn’t.

She stays,
keeps reading the unreadable,
holding the book
like a fragile machine
that might turn at any moment
into a window,
a mirror,
or a question.

If you stand outside the frame
and watch her long enough,
you might notice
your own reflection
slip into one of the black outlines

and realize with a jolt
that tonight,
you are also
a paragraph in her story.


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